Name: Zach Phipps [click here for picture]
Nicknames: Phibs, Zipps
Height: 6 Foot Nothin'
Weight: Prefer not to say...
Hobbies: Riding bikes, Snowboarding, Hangin' out with friends
Interests: Too many to list.
My name is Zach. I like to hang out with friends, eat unhealthy food, ride mountain bikes, go the the lake and dick around, snowboard, play video games, sleep for a long time, all totinoes pizza products, Tom Phipps, play hacky sack, and many other things. I dislike fighting, racists, guns, cooking, killing defenseless animals, killing, violence, eggs, polygamists, MySpace, uber large trucks, gas prices, healthy foods, and Mike Uranker. People say i'm good at school so in the future I plan to go to college and get a cool fun job. Well i think you know enough about me so...enjoy, and
may you never drown in a vat of monkey semen, cause' that would suck. Goodbye.